If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds. Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine. Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis. Your calendar’s days are numbered. I break into song if I can’t find the key. A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

  • If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
  • Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
  • Acupuncture is a jab well done.
  • Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
  • Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
  • Your calendar’s days are numbered.
  • I break into song if I can’t find the key.
  • A dyslexic poet writes inverse.

(Source: thewhatever, via electricdemonsinlove)